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say what?
wanna hang out?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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