guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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