why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
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