Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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