it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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