I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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