did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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