I've blown a few things in my day
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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