I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I wear drunk well.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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