Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
Randomize
