It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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