I'm so fucking centered right now
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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