Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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