Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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