I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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