This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
