she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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