She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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