Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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