His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just had sex on a roof
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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