He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I just gift wrapped bread.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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