Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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