You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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