im so drunk with asians
where?
always
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
i think i just lost a toe
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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