let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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