Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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