I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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