Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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