Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
