didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
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