Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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