Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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