woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
