Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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