I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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