you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
