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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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