My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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