how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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