my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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