awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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