She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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