Is it normal to miss your booty call?
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
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