used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Randomize
