If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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