You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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