oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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