i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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