I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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