it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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